Tuesday, January 20, 2015

The Boss


Scotties. Don't talk to me about Scotties. Little black buggers. Hate'em. HATE THEM. And they don't care. Not my problem. Mostly theirs. Or should be. But they waddle around like they own the world. Little Scottish bastards. Why does anybody do what they say? Little bossy bitches. One day, I'll kill'em. For sure.

Black Lives Matter


We've been Scotties for a long time. We're black as coal. Obviously we matter. We are the smart ones, the cool ones, the best ones. This will be our story of continuing triumph over paltry men and women.